Most good lawyers dies poor?

Most good lawyers live well, work hard, and die poor.
- Daniel Webster



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An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."

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I hate tyranny, anywhere!

I have no desire to go in for tyranny or to play the part of King Charles. I hate tyranny in any field of human activity.

-Charles Edison

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To butcher is the roast, to lawyer is legal advice!

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98."

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150.

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What I am bound to do!

I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true.
I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live up to what light I have.

- Abraham Lincoln

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