Wednesday 25 June 2008

I hate tyranny, anywhere!

I have no desire to go in for tyranny or to play the part of King Charles. I hate tyranny in any field of human activity.

-Charles Edison

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To butcher is the roast, to lawyer is legal advice!

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98."

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150.

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