A man who never graduated from school might steal from a freight car. But a man who attends college and graduates as a lawyer might steal the whole railroad.
-President Theodore Roosevelt-
Attempting to persuade his son to become a lawyer.
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Friday 23 May 2008
'Priestly violence upon a learned friend'
A man was driving down the road one day when he saw a priest with his thumb out trying to hitch-hike.
Thinking to himself "If I pick this man up it will get me some brownie points with the big guy himself." the man was kind enough to pick him up and give him a ride.
A few miles down the road the man see a lawyer also attempting to hitch-hike, as most people would he turns towards the lawyer getting ready to hit him and then thinks "Wait a minute, I have a priest sitting in the back I would be sent to hell for sure!"
Thinking this the man turns away just missing the lawyer.
When the man looks back he notices that the lawyer is laying on the ground and bleeding. Instantly beginning to freak out he begins to pray for forgiveness.
Noticing this the priest leans forward and says
"Don't worry my son... I opened my door and hit him with it."
Thinking to himself "If I pick this man up it will get me some brownie points with the big guy himself." the man was kind enough to pick him up and give him a ride.
A few miles down the road the man see a lawyer also attempting to hitch-hike, as most people would he turns towards the lawyer getting ready to hit him and then thinks "Wait a minute, I have a priest sitting in the back I would be sent to hell for sure!"
Thinking this the man turns away just missing the lawyer.
When the man looks back he notices that the lawyer is laying on the ground and bleeding. Instantly beginning to freak out he begins to pray for forgiveness.
Noticing this the priest leans forward and says
"Don't worry my son... I opened my door and hit him with it."
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